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me seeing a dog
ME omfg on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/77574396/via/n3yshawash3r3
552: sonoanthony: My co worker brought her dog to work me
me showin off the blank board that i designed for abraham’s birthday (: ~disregard the akwardness at the end lmao “Wildcat” - Ratatat (in background)
Lmao
THANK YOU I DIDN’T SCREENSHOT THIS QUICK ENOUGH WHEN YOU SNAPCHATTED IT TO ME LMAO
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
jesterofthetraveler: venom: *does that thing with his tongue* Me when I saw the leaked trailer lmaoooo
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
catstiel: catstiel: these girls from theatre just left their bags near me I think they want me to look after them I feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to to raise these bags on my own don’t know if I
Me 24/7 lol
I’m just trying to be a good friend and get my friend gifts!! But they dumb lmao
Lmao little 15 year old sent me a message saying “Are you ready for this big load of cum I got for you?” ..Had me laughing so hard like really ?! No, take your little premature 3" inch dick and broken sprinkler cum out of here…your
Actual depiction of me encountering a stranger in public who talks to me
Me
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
Me: *doesn’t reblog anything in a whole day* Me: Uhhh… where are my notes??? everyone must hate my blog now :////
Me: *shows friend weird song i love and they don’t seem to be reacting much*Me 32 seconds into the song: dw I hate this bit of the song don’t worry :) and that bit too and all of it my taste in music isn’t bad :) have you tried bleach i think its
bogleech: iguanamouth: zooophagous: carrioncoyote: badgerofshambles: sofiabiologista: Incredible Hercules beetle pupa 🎥 Hirofumi Kawano Alright I love the shit out of bugs, you know me. But honestly that thing looks like a fucking Guillermo
Me trying to convince tumblr that bullying ain’t ok:
thisishiphoplifestyle: friend: you ok?me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life*me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
lmao (lamenting my anguish online)
144cm: let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
stilinski: me: *spends ū″ me:
is it just me or has there been like a meme deficiency as of late
gonna spam nsfw pls excuse me
ME!ME!ME! is more or less addicting
poetrylesbian: poetrylesbian: It’s been Halloween for 2 hours and I still haven’t been topped by a vampire… what’s even the point 3.5 hours now of me sitting around with my neck looking lovely and inviting and where has it gotten me? Where
mattcullen: when straight people ask me when i realised i wasn’t straight: i don’t know, when did you realise you were? get your head out of your ass when other queer people ask me when i realised i wasn’t straight: well it all started in the autumn
mishasminions: twocheangz: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK TUMBLR SHOULD USE THIS VIDEO AS A CAUTIONARY
angolanbae: bishopmyles: crutie: mangoestho: whocareboutyall: pomgorl: I’m crying I hate this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME NOW!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW! I HATE THESE NIGGAS lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😂😂
Lmao this is hella dark but me + i-am-nephy
leiahime: this still will never not describe me
tiddygorl: Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
flacarica: beyoncé just lifted me up by my nipples and threw me down the stairs
Lmao me.
vegayta: now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
A group of boys were in my cul de sac and shot my car with a nerf gun as I drove by. Lawd I slammed on my brakes so fast and hopped outta there and all but two ran away from me. Lmao I struck fear into the kid that hit my car and his friend abandoned
me : “now that i have free time im going to continue working on several of these wips i have !” me : /opens up a new canvas and works on an entirely new thing …fuck
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
me 2 ways
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
imnotjailbait: *sees audio post of allegedly leaked music* *looks at tags* tags: #OMFG YASSSSSSSSSSSSS #SLAY MY LIFE #PERFECT #BEST SONG OF THE YEAR me:
dunkindonuts420:me: *writes 1 line of code for my theme*
My dad just commissioned me lmao
Me every game
cokeflow: me running my blog
lmao
ayyvpd: me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
It's-a me, CassBurger!
shout out to that one very rant-y bee anon in my inbox rn for reminding me why i keep anon off
